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Obama Wins 2nd Term

By John Fedele

A Look Into The Future:

WASHINGTON D.C. Nov 8, 2012. Americans answered the GOP question, “Can you afford four more years of Obama?” with a resounding yes, by re-electing the incumbent. With the nation on the verge of financial collapse, engaged in wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Libya, unemployment at 15 percent, and gas and food prices at an all time high, president Obama and the Democratic party convinced the nation things would only get better if they remained in power.”

The Vice President summed up the victory with these words: “The people have spoken. They understood that the president and the Democrats were the only hope for restoring the nation to its previous standing in the world. They understood that we needed to complete the task we started in 2008.”

A spokesperson for the GOP summed up their defeat this way: “The Democrats are like the clown that comes to the birthday party and gives out presents and candy. Everybody loves him. They overindulge and eventually get sick, but they only remember how good all the goodies tasted. The voters voted for more candy and goodies without remembering the sickness it will bring.”

President Obama, like he did in 2008, will have control of the House and Senate. That ensures total implementation of Obama Care, the Financial Reform Bill, the new Income Tax Reform bill, which does away with the Bush Tax Cuts and raises the top income tax rate to 40 percent, and the reduction of the military by 25 percent. All of these changes will ensure the country will be debt free by the year 2058.

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