Submitted by Dolores Hayes
Poor Jerry. He’s so worried about who might be in the ladies restroom, so I decided to educate him a little bit. I doubt that Jerry has ever actually been in a ladies restroom or he would know that we of the female persuasion don’t flash our “plumbing” around as our male counterparts have a tendency to do. You see, we have nice little private stalls in which we “take care of business”. Yep, that’s right, Jerry. No urinals in the ladies restroom – they took them out because everyone was getting tired of the footprints on the walls! Just kidding, of course.
Another thing I would like to point out is that I believe a person who is transgender is not going to flash their plumbing around anyway as they are either in the process of changing it or wish they could do so. Furthermore, since Salina [or Kansas, for that matter] is not exactly bursting at the seams with drag queens, I doubt Jerry would even know that a transgendered person is using the facilities. Being a red-blooded hetro, he might even look at one going in [if he makes it a habit to hang around outside the ladies restroom] and think “Wow! That’s a hot babe!”. Wouldn’t that just make him cry in his milk if he only knew???
And I wonder exactly what it is he thinks a transgendered person would do to his family members in the restroom? Would he be offended and frightened for them if that person actually smiled at the mother and told her what a beautiful little girl she has? And how would he know if it did happen? Is Jerry going to poll people entering the restrooms around town in an attempt to discover if they are transgender? I hope he lets us know if he’s going to do that so we can all watch and get a good laugh!
It might behoove Jerry to worry more about the gang members and drug users who utilize public restrooms not to mention women who kill pregnant mothers and steal their babies. Or maybe Jerry doesn’t think those kind of people are perverts? Jerry must have pretty big muscles to carry around the huge brush he uses to paint the gay community .
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