Dear Supreme Leader:

Zwatd Goonsi Lop wazf…Opps, sorry. I am just so excited. This place is really falling into line. The whole Middle East part of this planet is on fire!!! All because the “ruler” of this country and his controlled media put together a story, so improbable, that it is laughable. On the anniversary of what these folk call the worse day of this century, Sept 11, the intelligence community had word the Middle East nations were planning a celebration of their own. They were going to attack certain embassies in retaliation for the killing of their great leader Osama BinLaden. Somehow this info was ignored, and in one case the guards were without ammunition. To add to the plot, a reporter in Egypt got hold of a really bad video of what is claimed to be a movie insulting the religious God of most of the Middle East, a fellow named Mohammed..not a deity but a man of flesh and blood. Anyway this film was made many moons ago and just happend to be released the day of Sept 11. That was the spark that lit the fire. This nation, who could wipe the whole Middle East off the map, bowed down and said they were sorry the person, exercising his right to free speech, had insulted the God Mohammed. Death and protests every where. This is great!!! It will make for a great intro when the current ruler debates his challenger. That will be a show no one wants to miss. Talk about “the fix” being in. There will be three debates, all ran by the ruler’s media. Of course he will not be given an advanced copy of the questions, and those in the audience will not be given questions to ask…wink wink. I am sory you cannot be here.

Your servant

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